Kidnapped by Neptune

hi im andy and im a vegan goon
I am the androgynous lizard ruler
i do a lot of crafts and my band is the Royal Lizards
pronouns they/them/their please
also PLEASE DON'T CALL ME IT i'll probably cry a lot. also please don't touch me randomly if you see me on the street i'll also cry im very bad with physical contact and i need to give you consent before you play with my hair or hug me please and thank you.
Lizard Ruler

asap-rock-lee:

yeezitaughtmewell:

asap-rock-lee:

codeinewarrior:

gookgod:

i am a white male and i speak for all white males when i say i am uncomfortable with how we are portrayed on this website  

amen brother. did you get the coleslaw and mayonnaise casserole i sent you?

hey do you brahs wanna go to my house later and drink some monster energy drinks and look at my DC shoe collection

Thats so fucking rude

so was slavery

(via shittyandpretty)

illkim:

When you have a group project but don’t know what you’re talking about

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(via overfierce)

thugmissus:

xemkgx:

do not fall in love with people like me.
i will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. i will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. and when i leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people.

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(via dietcrush)

-defloration:

daughteress:

actionables:

when I was 5 my aunt explained to me what the word bisexual meant and up until the 7th grade I thought that bi girls were the girls who liked both gay and straight men

is there a name for that sexuality cause that is exactly me

straight

(via diccups)

nigga-chan:

"hey beautiful" image

hey

"you know, you’re pretty cute for a black girl"

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hm…uh..thanks

"Want to be my chocolate princess? "

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wait a-

"My african queen"

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what the fuc-

"ever been with a white guy before? "

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???

"Ya know, you’re so nice. You don’t act like most black girls"

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(via clannyphantom)

senpai-noticed-you-so-he:

tasnimsmentalroadtrip:

If a guy ever makes you jealous using another girl, make sure you don’t blame the girl. Blame the guy. Team up with the girl and set him on fire. Do it. Girl power.

#and then date the girl

(via damieow)

wickedclothes:

Glow In The Dark Celtic Ring

Crafted out of fine sterling silver, this ring features a decorative Celtic knot pattern. When worn in the dark, the ring glows a bright blue color. Available in sizes 5-8. Sold on Etsy.

(via kingkitsu)

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